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Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Seahorse pregnancies - Ironclub/Samba and Dionysus/Zeus





Dionysus/Zeus : Son of mortal mom Semele and godly god Zeus. When Semele came to know that she got knocked up a divine playboy she asked him to reveal his true form, when he did, she couldnt handle the truth and perished in ensuing blaze form of Zeus.
Zeus rescued the fetal Dionysus by sewing him into his thigh. A few months later, Dionysus was born.
Yep, Zeus popped out Dionysus not from his whispering-eye but a little down ie from his thigh.
Dionysus was carried by papa in his thigh  instead of momma's womb (Semele and Zeus)

Iron rod/Shamba : (Imagine the bald badguy in Bruce Almighty who pops not pops out,but shits out a monkey?)
Let say he was stupid pranker like Dharun Ravi who had to be pay heavy undeserving prize for that.
Prank gone wild - His cousins dressed him up as a pregnant woman and placed him in front of a sage and asked him.
"What baby this woman is going to popout? boy or girl"
The sage got angry for he knew that it was Samba son of Lord Krishna (could have jumped off a bridge nearby) instead cursed below.
"This man dressed up as a woman will give birth to a ironrod(oolakkai - ancient tool used to crush millet into flour) and that would cause your family/lineage/hereditary's demise.

And Samba went through whole process and gave birth to iron club. The scared cousins crushed the club into power threw them at river. Newton's law - energy can be neither created nor destroyed.

The remains of ironclub piece nourished grass meadow near the river and sometime later the cousins and everyone in the family used that grass as sword to fight against each other and killed themselves.

Moral of the story:
1.People with anger/hatred issues should not be given power to do anything forget cursing or jury duty. 
(They should attend anger management sessions.)
2.For all Egyptian children, daddy becomes a mummy only after death but only for Dionysus his daddy became a mommy right after his birth.


9 comments:

  1. Zeus diddled around quite a bit, but I never knew he popped one out from a hip. Men should never pretend to be pregnant, that just be scary to come to pass..haha

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    1. I completely agree. I won't want to give up my seat in bus for a pregnant guy

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    2. Oh and just saw your great review, thanks!

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  2. Now that's fecked up and mildly poignant....

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    1. Yeah. Imagine all the potbellied to pop out. No thanks. ;)

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  3. Why can't this prank apply to real life? An idiot teenage girl gets drunk at a party and gets knocked up, so instead of consulting the doctor she consults a sage, and he says for being so stupid you get to give birth to a cannonball. After passing a cannonball, I guarantee she'll never make that mistake again!

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    1. Oh my god! thank god you took birth in 80s. I cant even imagine the curses you would have given in case someone tried to cut you off in traffic.
      On the otherhand more interesting twists in the mythology

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  4. Wait, he was in his thigh? Even for greek mythology this is kinda wierd!

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  5. This so explains why he likes to party it up...after finding out you got carried around in your da's thigh I might hit the bottle too!

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