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Thursday, July 5, 2012

Teiresias and Illa - Transvestite by accident

Summer and work both are keeping me busy, so this mythology is my fallback.

On another note, G is dad for second time for a gorgeous son. Congrats G!
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Greek mythology : Teiresias
Birth:
Teiresias was born as a male child to nymph Chariclo and Everes.
Accident:
He once saw two snakes who were busy at that moment. He hit them with a stick and disrupted the coitus game.
Curse:
Hera the wife of King of gods Zeus wasnt happy so she cursed him to become a woman.
Post-op life :
This guy after becoming a woman married and had children.
Sentence and Parol:
And continued his life as a woman for seven years and his curse was undone by another pair of snakes again busy.

Hindu mythology : Ila

Birth:
Illa was born as male child Sudyamma to Manu and Shraddha.
Accident:
He once stepped into Saravana by mistake, sacred grove of goddess Parvati where Shiva and Parvati get busy and stay busy all the time ie coitus play field.
Curse:
This forest was no virgin forest, ie if ever a man was to enter this forest, he would loose his masculinity and become a woman.
The spell made sure that nothing was male there - even trees and animals everything shall be transformed to females to ensure that Shiva was the only male around there - monogamy, monopoly whatever.
Post-op life:
He Illa(sun god) married Budha(not Buddha)(moon god) and gave birth to Pururavas.

Sentence and Parol:
After heavy pleading, Parvati reduced it to month-month deal. One month as a male and one month as a female. And finally after a horse-sacrifice ie bribing the alpha god Shiva, he was completely restored back to a man.

MORAL OF THE STORY :
  • A wild woman kicked you in the nuts?
  •  Had too many hormone injected Salmon steaks?
  • Love watching Justin Bieber youtube videos?
It is not end of the world.

41 comments:

  1. I like how turning someone into a woman is a curse. Do you feel cursed? Did you hit a couple of snakes, by chance?

    I used to have a coworker who was born a man and became a woman... while we were working with her. She wanted to be called Jessica. Her name was Jeff. We always screwed up and called her Jeff, since that's what we knew her by. It was a weird time.

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    1. I would have been very curious about that person if he/she was my co-worker.
      Like which is better - penis or boobs? And whether moobs would feel tender during that time of the month? Does she still get feelings for hotguys? Nipples get hard or replaced clitoris? Does she get emotional during dramas and soap operas?
      How a short guy feels to become a tall woman? How the clown rated jazzy costumes be labelled as fashion attire and all such.

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  2. Wow being turned into a woman, having kids and then being turned back would be quite the err umm interesting experience. The cat wishes those Beiber videos would explode and be done with too.

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    1. hahahaha. Illa-hindu is more pathetic than the greek one right?

      One month, you would be crazy about shoe shopping and next month about porn and masturbation.
      Then again, will miss the period cycle count, no wonder why both were able to get pregnant and pop out babies, how can they track their period cycle?
      Waxing for a month and shaving for the next month,
      trying for biceps and next month about hip size, talk about roller coaster.

      Bieber videos, yeah, I would like to volunteer and sign that petition.

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  3. Can this be used to turn JB into a woman? That would be entertaining.

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    1. Are you sure Sarah?

      I always thought it was the other way, JB is a woman with male instincts and Cher's voice? Chaz Bono type? JB is always cat on the wall

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  4. I always wanted to know what it's like to be a woman...now where are those snakes?

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    1. Not just snakes Dan, busy snakes, snakes in intercourse, or as you would say? mounted?

      How about we invite some snake charmers and get them in mood and once they loose their dress or after they shed their skin and get into the act and then you poke with the stick?

      or did you check with Anne- the half naked fairy godmother, can she wave her wand to get snakes into mood too?

      Use protection like mongoose or something, because before you turn to a woman, we need to prevent turning blue from snake bite?

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  5. I feel like JB is trapped in a half estrogen; half testosterone fueled body.. He's the worst of both worlds. I definitely prefer the Hindu mythology; having Shiva turn everything around him into females, pretty cool and useful.

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    1. Good call about worst of both worlds.

      I really feel bad for all those teenagers with pink glitter decorated cellphones and tiniest short cropped up till vagina and the wide mouths and the sparkling braces screaming "Beeebar! Beeabar!" - poor poor teenagers and their cursed parents.

      yeah, hindu mythology is all about monopoly right? Castrate the men of all species to get your woman's nonfluctuating attention.

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  6. Hit a snake, lose your snake. Tough luck in Greece

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    1. You are naughty, naughty. LOL. Good one.
      Disturb snake in coitus,boy loose your snake and boycott coitus game forever. But why did Hera had to get mad, I didnt understand that part, maybe that greek women had craving for snake porn?

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  7. Leave those snakes to their shagging and move on, that's what I say!

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    1. I would say the same too.
      Unless someone gets turned on, ie someone's trouser snakes gets up to give standing ovation, better to leave the snakes alone.

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  8. so the message is do not interrupt anyone's coitus, yes? :)
    Justin Bieber? /spitsthreetimesoverhisshoulder/

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    1. PS how do snakes make love anyway?

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    2. Interrupt anyone's coitus, tough job for all cops who have to curb prostitution right? And all those timekeeper pimps?
      Only three spits for Justin Bieber, shower him, he deserves a rainstorm.

      Snakes love? More like the caduceus symbol.

      In hindu mythology there is one other superstition, ie if you throw a white cloth during the coitus game of serpents(king cobra specifically) it is expected to turn yellow and that cloth is considered to bring luck and hence worths a lot.

      My granny said she had one and that helped my granddad acquire wealth.

      Whatever, my life is more precious to run around looking in bushes for snakes in "risky business"

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    3. wow, somebody could make nice business with horny cobras and boas and pythons....

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  9. Fascinating stuff. So did Tiresias hit the snakes or leave them alone the second time?

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    1. Looks like he left them alone the next time because of which his curse was reversed. He was given back his manhood.

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  10. myth gods were jokers. they probably write for jerry springer now

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    1. hahaha. Jerry Springers show? The godly language would be beep, beep, beep, beep and every godly act would be buzzed :)

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  11. I can't imagine having to go back and forth between being a man and then a woman every other month. Good golly Miss Molly or Mr Mike...what a nightmare that would be.

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    1. yeah, tell me about it.

      On the other hand, I would tell my hubby, "I know, remember I was a man last month, you dont need to masturbate 4 days in a row, trust me, I know - been there, done that"
      "Shaving isnt that cruel more over stache and goatee shall attract some girls, I did get the "looks" from some".
      "hey remember that guy who was hitting on me, I am going to meet him this month to see whether he swings the other side too"
      "the threesome you talked about last month when I was a woman? how about I cash in my raincheck this month?"

      Oh Elsie, No, no dont look at me like that , no no dormant brain of mine had been plotting for this secret wish of mine for long long time. :(

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  12. It looks like coitus interruptis leads to unexpected things. Never stop a shag in process, never, ever stop a shag in process. Tiresias, once a man then a woman preferred being a woman I think.

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    1. Being a woman is a blessing, doesn't matter whether it is per-op or post op. I can't settle for 16color bitmap, white,black,beige.

      Gosh, I love my shoes and my dress and I get brag about cord or wired liink with kids than those cordless dads.

      See, you are able to curb that cat's tail while no one was able to stop that wagging and flaunting. More power to woman Anne.

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  13. I loved this. I know almost nothing about Hindu mythology. The idea of having an entire forest where there are only females, and female energy really appeals to me.

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    1. NO would love that too.

      This reminds me of Ming dynasty Youngle, his thousands of concubines deprived of sex started to have vegetarian sex with eunuchs in the palace , emperor came to know about this and he ordered them to be killed in mass, chinese way of killing by emperors is pretty cruel, like shredding them alive to pieces , like the one Wallace had to endure in Braveheart.

      Instead all of this why can't marry one lady and give her attention and love and divorce in case if it isn't mutual instead of castrating the male species or chopping them?

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  14. There are no accidents! (sombre music plays)

    This was hilarious to read.

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    1. Hahaha, yep looks like both had secret wish to experiment their life as opposite sex. ;)

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  15. Stupid blogger won't let me reply under my own comment:

    Your answer back to me made me laugh!!! Oh my gosh!!

    MBing four days in a row LOL - to funny!!
    And, shaving, what is it with men and trying to find "new ways" to create things on their face?

    Very funny!

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    1. Thanks Elsie. To me anyone other than Tom selleck shouldn't have moustache! But complaining about that or ridiculing our biannual waxing irks me big time. ;)

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  16. Man, snakes pretty well ran the show in the olden times of world mythology.

    It just doesn't happen anymore.

    You never hear on the news, "Mankind is forever changed because of an incident in the Fertile Crescent involving a snake this week."

    Seems like they sort of peaked a couple thousand years ago and it's been downhill ever since...

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    1. yeah,
      Snake in garden of Eden, Jormungandr from Norse,Athiseysha and ragu,kethu, all such in hindu, hydra in greek - they seem to have twisted and changed the world or atleast created the world.

      Fertile Crescent involving a snake this week - LOL

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  17. Angie tells me I must've been a woman in a previous life. But of course I don't believe a word she's saying.

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    1. Nope, you arent. Come on you cant even stand shoe shopping, if you had ever been a woman, you wouldnt hate shoe shopping.

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  18. Oh, I've never heard this tale before! That's a very interesting concept about the forest...I mean, what better way to make sure that you're the alpha male than to make everything in your hood be female!??! lol

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