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Monday, March 19, 2012

Peeping toms and their curse - Anushya/Trinity and Athena/Teiresias





Teiresias and Athena
Teiresias is son of Shepherd Everes and mymph Chariclo.
You cant use English introduction here - Gentleman's gentleman because these peeping toms like Teiresias cant be introduced so. He saw what he wasnt supposed to see. A virgin when she is naked.
Bathing of Pallas:
When Athena was taking bath, Teiresias stumbled on the sight and never took his eyes off neither did he blink, the enraged Athena the virgin greek goddess with greek goddess body took off his eye sight and cursed him to go blind.
Curse:
Athena cursed him to become visually handicapped.
Momma Chariclo:
Whether abode in basement or when you are in deep attitude of abasement, there is always mommy for the rescue.
Nymph mommy Chariclo cried her hearts out to Athena to restore her son's sight, but Athena said it was too late.
Restitution:
Instead she offered to give him clean clear ears - audibility. He was able to hear and understand birdsong and got the gift of prophecy.


Trinity and Anushya
Anushya is wife of Atri. She is renowned as one of pathivirathas(the whole cooking, cleaning, and burning in fire to prove chastity kinda wife).
Narada- the stirrer of trouble, Indian version of Loki made wives of Alphagods(trinity) Shiva,Brahma and Vishnu jealous by overpraising her chastity. The jealous wives asked trinity to make a visit to her abode and test her chastity.
Trinity visit:
As said before, as per Hinduism, you are never supposed to deny the wishes of panhandler brahmin. The trinity disguised themselves as Brahmins and asked Anushya to serve them in nude.
Convinently the husband Atri was away.
Curse:
Here whether it is a curse or a trick, she used her power of chastity and turned them to babies and served them milk in the nude thereby not accumulating the brahmin curse and yet taking revenge for their dirty thoughts.
Trinity Wives:
I dont know whether greeks are momma-boys arent, Indian men sure move from their momma's boobs straight to their wife's boobs for sure.
So,instead of the mommies, the wives made the trip down to earth and asked her to release their husbands from their babyhood.
Restitution:
She released them. She asked trinity to be born as her kids and they granted her wish.


Moral of the story :
1.Diamond cuts diamond. One woman's curse can be cleared only by using another woman.
2.If you are unmarried, "momma to the rescue" and if you are married, "wifey to the rescue".
( Doesnt matter what you are charged with, it could be as humiliating as "peeping", "begging", "asking for nude service", have momma/wifey on speed-dial )
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17 comments:

  1. Always the women to the rescue, I can live with that..haha...glad I'm not a peeping tom, the cat though, I'm not sure about him..haha

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  2. As evident by today's post, I'm a big fan of boobs. However, it makes it sound extra creepy when you say 'go straight from momma's boobs to wifey's boobs.' I mean, there was at LEAST a 25 year span there, which has to count for something.

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    1. You found boob creepy? i wanted to say after coming out from mom's skirt they go right under wife's skirt.;) anyway in this case boob was providing shelter not just milk

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  3. I'm afraid we're all momma's boy's at some time, nice ones again....

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  4. If I was Teiresias, I'd still want my sight back

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    1. I think she might have tried to give a heavy blow to his head to make him forget what he saw, it could have ended up taking his sight

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  5. Who in their right mind would want to stare at a goddess virgin taking a bath? What a creep! lol

    So when Trinity served milk to the "babies", was it her own milk? Just a sick thought!

    I think ABFTS makes a good point! I wonder...back then, at what age did they unlatch from mommy's breast? lol

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    1. I wasn't there. She wasnt knocked up before, no formula so I am thinking cows milk. I dig your curiosity and genuine concern
      Personally I know a kid I heard, it took 6 years to let go off the boob he was milking.

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  6. There were Greek goddesses who were virgins!?! No way. I thought all the Greek gods did was sleep with whatever they could. And "the power of chastity" has to be the worst mutant power. No way would she be invited to join the X-Men.

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    1. hahahaha. I got it give it to Greeks though, unlike other religions and mythologies, Greeks believed in promiscuity and equality for both genders.
      X-men and mutant power.

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  7. Oh geez, such a whiny guy. But at some point we all return to momma.

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  8. I'd also like to point out that for unmarried men, nothing is more fearful than our momma's. And for married men, nothing is more fearful that our wives!

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    1. @Joutlaw
      Spoken like a true victim. I would take your word for it.

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  9. women are just generally scary...especially my wife

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    1. You are married? So you have someone to save you in case of crisis.

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  10. LOL, oh my...this is, just...wow.

    Yeah the morals are there, but it always strikes me how high a degree the various gods and goddess of each pantheon can be total dicks.

    Pallas Athene, sweet virgin that she was, cursed some poor kid with blindness 'cuz he's curious? And his mommy had to save him, pffft.

    And I never knew that story of the Alphagods. Still, seems like LESS a dick move than the whole Athene/Teiresias thing, after all they WERE challenged. Not their fault they got caught by the virgin's trick and got turned into kids - and hey, the virgin came out with three kids and, I'm guessing, the good will of the deities involved.

    Sure Teiresias learned bird song and excellent hearing, but that's like being the greek equivalent of Aquaman. And I actually dissed Aquaman for years for having the lamest powers.

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