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Thursday, July 5, 2012

Teiresias and Illa - Transvestite by accident

Summer and work both are keeping me busy, so this mythology is my fallback.

On another note, G is dad for second time for a gorgeous son. Congrats G!
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Greek mythology : Teiresias
Birth:
Teiresias was born as a male child to nymph Chariclo and Everes.
Accident:
He once saw two snakes who were busy at that moment. He hit them with a stick and disrupted the coitus game.
Curse:
Hera the wife of King of gods Zeus wasnt happy so she cursed him to become a woman.
Post-op life :
This guy after becoming a woman married and had children.
Sentence and Parol:
And continued his life as a woman for seven years and his curse was undone by another pair of snakes again busy.

Hindu mythology : Ila

Birth:
Illa was born as male child Sudyamma to Manu and Shraddha.
Accident:
He once stepped into Saravana by mistake, sacred grove of goddess Parvati where Shiva and Parvati get busy and stay busy all the time ie coitus play field.
Curse:
This forest was no virgin forest, ie if ever a man was to enter this forest, he would loose his masculinity and become a woman.
The spell made sure that nothing was male there - even trees and animals everything shall be transformed to females to ensure that Shiva was the only male around there - monogamy, monopoly whatever.
Post-op life:
He Illa(sun god) married Budha(not Buddha)(moon god) and gave birth to Pururavas.

Sentence and Parol:
After heavy pleading, Parvati reduced it to month-month deal. One month as a male and one month as a female. And finally after a horse-sacrifice ie bribing the alpha god Shiva, he was completely restored back to a man.

MORAL OF THE STORY :
  • A wild woman kicked you in the nuts?
  •  Had too many hormone injected Salmon steaks?
  • Love watching Justin Bieber youtube videos?
It is not end of the world.